*sigh* stop talking to my mom.
I say this in the nicest way possible: I feel like you didn’t earn that right. Why bring her into anything? You don’t know how she is.

I hate that everything you do upsets me, and I’ve tried to see things from your point of view, but nothing you do makes sense to me. 
I put distance between us to calm the drama that seems to spontaneously erupt, but you just had to keep that one grip on my life, didn’t you? haha.
And you never seem to understand why I’m upset, as if I pull emotions out of thin air.

It’s just not a good thing, man. You’re a genuine guy, I know, but we just don’t fit, so please, for the sake of my sanity, leave my mother alone.